Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Calories In Smithfields Bbq Sandwhich

raining acorns

When the wayward youngster spoiled son of communist nudists, and his entourage of swaggering amateurs, students like him visual science, were rebuked by a lowly janitor Given the poor use made of the material and facilities of the faculty, Lars Trier decided to add the aristocratic von title, leaving his intentions clear from aristocratic not mix with the rabble (a curious claim is in the once-elite adolescent commoner-libertarian communist-eyed Began feet).

Hogan, the plump held decided to vent their stupidity with another prank, a mess called Antichrist. Enervation that have experienced my nerves with the viewing of the biliary vomiting due not so much to the ravings of a fool unbalanced as the suspicion that their fans, even dumber than he, will celebrate their mental Manardus ejaculations with the same old plastic.

Not surprisingly, the minutes creeping camera that open the film, have been slow to be considered the best in cinema history. Injustísima for consideration this announcement native Gordo lottery, which has nothing to envy the beginning of the film zampabollos chubby, indeed, aesthetically the film is a sort of video to lady gaga (poker face we put I and delight after the dedication to Tarkowsky). No wonder cannes erupted in boos at the time and laughing with the appearance Fox talker. To justify, Lars goes back to one of his self-induced astral projection in which a fox was mingling amiably with him. It appears that two foxes appeared driving the first and gave him this advice: do not trust the first fox that comes your way. For that reason Lars, fox, I do not trust you, of meningitis stupefying. Why is it something more absurd than to build a cabin under the oak and endure an endless hail of acorns? Maybe go to your movie, on payment of a precious maravedíes and undergo another rain, your sequences without rhyme or reason, as much more annoying than the oak of the film is the director of the cork.
After getting into trouble with the forest, witches, mystery, the Three Stooges, fox, wolf, the Red Riding Hood and the mother who bore them all, not knowing how to resolve the issue or how to get out of the mess in which have you been, you start to masturbate phallus clitoris bloody and cut, believing that the dose of bizarre to us confused and forget the empty narrative of the film. But rather than give you the misunderstood genius I'll communicate with millstones, even atornillándomelas to the ankles as you do with that jerk of a psychologist who plays as William Dafaoe have to do in the future with the public not flee while trying to demonstrate genius in your next movies grabándote on the toilet defecating or shaking a rattle.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Is It Ok For My Dog To Hump Me

Cleft lip, tongue forked

Act One:
consevador
A German author futile before palmar, published an epitome of no interest destined to go unnoticed by the Teutonic libraries before descatalogación immediate. A curious fact makes all the media attention focused on the infumable composition, a very famous intellectual has filed a lawsuit against the author and publisher, and calls for removing a particular paragraph of the book in which, as him, he refers directly and gossip.
A German court fails immediately in favor of the aforementioned and the publisher Rowohlt requires the immediate removal of that paragraph, under threat of a fine of 250 thousand euros.
Act II:
Event a journalist is interested in the case and decides to investigate the cause of the speed at the pronouncement of the court and the contents of the controversial paragraph. To his surprise he discovers that the paragraph did not mention anyone in particular.
"... in fact, one of the most famous intellectuals of the country was a convinced Nazi who wanted to win de Adolf Hitler y anhelaba la cacareada victoria final”
Acto tercero
La editorial anuncia que recurrirá la sentencia, porque "no se cita en ningún momento el nombre del aludido denunciante. El contenido del párrafo es, además, únicamente una mención anecdótica de un hecho ya pasado". Se inicia una polémica en los medios de comunicación sobre el asunto. El denunciante, que es realmente considerado uno de los intelectuales alemanes más importantes vivos, nunca ha tenido sobre si la sospecha del filonazismo, porque se siente aludido entonces? La polémica se torna en chascarrillo jocoso sobre la vanidad del denunciante. Viñetas Newspaper portray him raising his hand when asked to a huge audience for the country's largest intellectual. The complainant is justified as follows:
- "The accusation is false. My physical defect, a cleft lip, making it impossible for me to identify with the Nazi ideology"
Act
fourth
The editorial Strikes and presents the following information.
cleft lip, the complainant was 14 when he sent a letter to his friend, Hans-Ulrich Wehler, in a statement on the letterhead of the Hitler Youth, where he extolled the course of war and admired the progress troops of the dictator. "himself Hans-Ulrich Wehler, a close friend of exnazi confirmed the news and that at a party coinciding with the complainant, and enraged by the slights to which he had submitted the intellectual conceit, he showed the letter written decades ago and said''this,''remember?
Seeing the letter, Hogan intellectual committed to democratic change of face, trembling, twitches and jumps on the role that cat before the astonished gaze the partygoers. His cleft lip does not prevent him literally eat the paper. partygoers confirm the veracity of this event.
The forger putecio lip cleft philosophical indefatigable preacher, writes an embarrassing statement that speaks of youth ... the difficulty of choice ... the confusion at that age, etc etc ... how long ago did also once owned by Gunter Grass SS. Curious
the cleft-lip-Nazi has had its fair scorn on this blog before knowing their hypocrisy, deceit, duplicity, and lip palate. Yes, folks, we're talking about the infamous xilofágogo Habermas.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Carpet Cleaner In A Pink Can

The decision




we mentioned not long ago in this very blog, the now acclaimed by all moral "imperative Fernandito pu favorable. "bugs found in previous requirements were clear: none explicitly alluded to the decision on the correct action would be in everyone's life journey. Another of the aftershocks that could be made to such ethical imperatives was that, after having thought, the creator of it could ignore what was said or written as did Seneca, the only English moralist who was not (I was told that as he lived in Cordoba, nationality and had by default). Without But that criticism is impossible in an ethical system not closed as it is to Fernandito. If the concept of the requirement was caused by the terrible event that the Lady Delmira, Apostolic and Roman Catholic, came across the image of one of the offspring of their offspring, giving the handle, the concreteness of the same has happened at 21 Bis of the border with Badia del Vallès Barbera. One day we drove to fulfill any one place either through the place mentioned. Suddenly my companion's delight always cried a shop in Badia ?????, grow to what I had no response. I thought the imaginative and delusional nature of Delight imagine would have made such a contradiction in terms: Badia and Grow shop. Everyone knows that talking about a grow shop in Badia is like saying there a grow shop in a shop or a vendor grow fruit in a greengrocers. The strange thing was that there was not that store. It was illogical that someone would have thought of selling marijuana seeds in a lawful manner in a place where there is no law. Later I realized that not everything had been the product of the imagination back to another site (of which we were) I noticed the sign. It was green, putting Grow shop and as a slogan, the tired and well-known "Think Green" Heineken. "How strange, I thought. And began to document. Swift and fast I went to the archive, ie, home of the Lady Sarah, always aware of each and every one of the things that happen. She did not know the existence of a grow shop and, even more so, the meaning of the term. However, he was fully informed that the son of his neighbor, had commented that selling drugs was involved in a legal manner before you ask what do you do now?. This is our beloved son Fernandito that since grown, has taken the decision to hold tightly the reins of your life and focus on something that could not be punished morally before the second advent. Sell \u200b\u200blegal drugs plagiarizing the slogan that will surely think it ever occur to him. Three Cheers for this being so fervently right. Hooray, hooray, hooray!